Room

Pantry: what you actually eat, kept apart from what you forgot you bought

The pantry is where you find out the difference between what you buy and what you actually eat. Almost everything that goes wrong on these shelves is one of two things: food you cannot see, and food you already owned when you bought it again. Start with the dry goods shelves, because that is where the oldest opened bags are hiding, and emptying them gives every other zone somewhere to put things.

Also called the larder. Same room, same micro zones.

A three-step photographic sequence titled Dry Before Wet, subtitled vacuum or brush first, wipe second, dry last. Step one, dry, remove loose debris: a vacuum crevice brush lifting spilled flour from a pantry shelf beside glass jars of oats, rice and pasta. Step two, wet, wipe clean: a hand wiping the same shelf with a damp green microfiber cloth. Step three, dry, dry completely: a hand drying the shelf with a white cloth. A panel headed inspect after drying says to look in corners, along seams and behind containers, and that the surface should be clean, dry and squeaky. A warning panel headed flour plus water equals paste explains that wiping flour with a wet cloth turns it into sticky paste that hides dirt, attracts pests, and is harder to clean.

The 5 micro zones

A micro zone is one session, not a whole day. Finish one before you start the next.

Added together, the 5 sessions below come to about 3 to 5 hours for the whole pantry. That is not one long day. Each session finishes on its own, so stopping after the first still leaves the room better than it was.

Start here. Take one shelf completely off and onto the counter before you decide anything. A shelf sorted in place keeps its own history, and the bag that got pushed behind the cereal two years ago stays behind the cereal.

The micro zones of this room

Pantry

5 zones. Finish one before you start the next.

  1. 1The Dry Goods Shelves45-75 min
  2. 2The Canned and Jarred Goods30-45 min
  3. 3The Baking Zone30-45 min
  4. 4The Snack and Lunch Zone30-45 min
  5. 5The Backstock and Bulk45-75 min
The 5 micro zones of the pantry. Each one is a session that finishes on its own.
  1. The Dry Goods Shelves (45-75 min)
    Holds the grains, pasta and cereals you actually cook from in a normal week.
  2. The Canned and Jarred Goods (30-45 min)
    Holds the cans and jars that turn an empty-fridge week into dinner.
  3. The Baking Zone (30-45 min)
    Holds everything you need to start a bake without a trip to the shop first.
  4. The Snack and Lunch Zone (30-45 min)
    Holds what goes into a lunchbox, and what a child is allowed to take without asking.
  5. The Backstock and Bulk (45-75 min)
    Holds the reserve that feeds the working shelves, and nothing else.

Illustrations of each zone finished. Not photographs of real homes.

An overhead photograph of the pantry cleaning kit laid out on an oak surface, titled Pantry Cleaning Kit, gather everything before you start. Each item is labeled: a vacuum with a crevice attachment and a brush attachment, a detail brush, a bottle brush, a plain bottle of mild dish soap, a plain amber bottle of multi-surface cleaner, a stack of color-coded microfiber cloths, a roll of labels, a permanent marker, three airtight containers holding flour, sugar and pasta, a wooden shelf riser, and a clear turntable. All containers and bottles are plain and unbranded.
Pantry Cleaning Kit, gather everything before you start
A six-step photographic sequence titled Dry Goods Shelf Cleaning Sequence, subtitled clean in this order, dry first, wet second, dry last. Step one, remove everything: the shelf contents grouped on a counter. Step two, vacuum loose debris: a vacuum crevice brush lifting flour and crumbs from the empty shelf. Step three, brush corners and edges: a wooden detail brush working a shelf corner. Step four, wipe with a damp cloth, with a note to spray onto the cloth and not the shelf. Step five, dry completely with a clean dry cloth so nothing is left damp. Step six, inspect and reload, showing labeled airtight containers returned to a clean shelf. An inspection checklist runs along the foot: corners clean and dry, seams and shelf pins clean, no sticky residue, no flour paste, no pests or signs of activity, no water marks or damp spots.

The kit for the whole pantry

Every zone below draws from this. These are types of thing, not brands, and anything you already own that does the job is the right one to use. Each zone page names the smaller list that zone actually needs.

For this room

The pantry deck

The same zones as a deck of 57 cards you can read here or print: what each zone is for, the frictions people actually report in it, the root cause behind each one, and the timed action that clears it. Free, no account. Read the pantry deck.

When you want it off the screen

The whole Pantry on cards you can carry

Everything above is free and stays free. The Pantry Pack puts these 5 micro zones on 30 printable cards, nine to a page, plus the standards sheet for the room. It is for the part where you are stood in here with wet hands and would rather not be holding a phone.

The Pantry Pack, 9 dollarsOr all twenty rooms, 19 dollarsOr draw a card free

The Pantry on its own is 9 dollars for 30 cards. All 114 micro zones is 19 dollars for 684, which is more cards for the money by a wide margin. The room pack is here because you came for the pantry, not for the house.

Or have somebody run it with you. A one hour virtual consult is 250 dollars: we work out what the pantry is supposed to do, what is stopping it and which zone to start on, and you keep a written plan.

See what a consult covers, 250 dollars

Not ready to pay for that either? Ask which zone first, free

The other rooms

The same six passes, room by room. Every one of these is broken into its own micro zones.

EntrywayKitchenDining RoomLiving RoomFamily RoomPrimary BedroomGuest BedroomKids BedroomNurseryPrimary BathroomGuest BathroomLaundry RoomHome OfficeGarageWorkshopMudroomHall ClosetStair LandingPatio or Deck

All 20 rooms and 114 micro zones on one page

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