Room

Hall Closet: the darkest storage in the house, and the only one nobody owns

The hall closet is the darkest and deepest storage in the house, and the only one nobody owns. Everything that had to go somewhere ended up behind this door, stacked to the depth of your arm. Start with the shelf you cannot see the back of, because that is where the closet is lying to you about what it holds.

The hall closet, drawn as its five zones 1Linen shelf2Cleaning equipment3Cleaning supplies4Paper backstock5Seasonal and guest one closet, five small jobs
The whole hall closet as what it actually is: five small zones stacked in the dark. Start with the shelf whose back wall you cannot see, and empty it onto the hallway floor before you judge a single thing on it. Drawn for the Hall Closet chapter of the book, not a photograph of a real home.

The 5 micro zones

A micro zone is one session, not a whole day. Finish one before you start the next.

Added together, the 5 sessions below come to about 3 to 5 hours for the whole hall closet. That is not one long day. Each session finishes on its own, so stopping after the first still leaves the room better than it was.

Start here. Empty one shelf onto the hallway floor before you touch anything else. A closet this deep cannot be sorted in place; you have to see the back wall to know what you own.

The micro zones of this room

Hall Closet

5 zones. Finish one before you start the next.

  1. 1The Linen Shelf Zone45-75 min
  2. 2The Cleaning Equipment Zone30-45 min
  3. 3The Cleaning Supply Zone30-45 min
  4. 4The Paper and Household Backstock30-45 min
  5. 5The Seasonal and Guest Zone45-75 min
The 5 micro zones of the hall closet. Each one is a session that finishes on its own.
  1. The Linen Shelf Zone (45-75 min)
    Holds the sheets, towels, and blankets the beds in this house actually rotate through.
  2. The Cleaning Equipment Zone (30-45 min)
    Parks the vacuum, broom, and mop so they come out in one motion and go back without a fight.
  3. The Cleaning Supply Zone (30-45 min)
    Holds the products you clean with, grouped so you carry the right handful to the right room.
  4. The Paper and Household Backstock (30-45 min)
    Keeps a reserve of paper goods, bulbs, and batteries so you never make a late-night emergency trip.
  5. The Seasonal and Guest Zone (45-75 min)
    Parks the things you use a few weekends a year: guest bedding, decorations, and travel gear.

Illustrations of each zone finished. Not photographs of real homes.

The kit for the whole hall closet

Every zone below draws from this. These are types of thing, not brands, and anything you already own that does the job is the right one to use. Each zone page names the smaller list that zone actually needs.

For this room

The hall closet deck

The same zones as a deck of 58 cards you can read here or print: what each zone is for, the frictions people actually report in it, the root cause behind each one, and the timed action that clears it. Free, no account. Read the hall closet deck.

When you want it off the screen

The whole Hall Closet on cards you can carry

Everything above is free and stays free. The Hall Closet Pack puts these 5 micro zones on 30 printable cards, nine to a page, plus the standards sheet for the room. It is for the part where you are stood in here with wet hands and would rather not be holding a phone.

The Hall Closet Pack, 9 dollarsOr all twenty rooms, 19 dollarsOr draw a card free

The Hall Closet on its own is 9 dollars for 30 cards. All 114 micro zones is 19 dollars for 684, which is more cards for the money by a wide margin. The room pack is here because you came for the hall closet, not for the house.

Or have somebody run it with you. A one hour virtual consult is 250 dollars: we work out what the hall closet is supposed to do, what is stopping it and which zone to start on, and you keep a written plan.

See what a consult covers, 250 dollars

Not ready to pay for that either? Ask which zone first, free

The other rooms

The same six passes, room by room. Every one of these is broken into its own micro zones.

EntrywayKitchenPantryDining RoomLiving RoomFamily RoomPrimary BedroomGuest BedroomKids BedroomNurseryPrimary BathroomGuest BathroomLaundry RoomHome OfficeGarageWorkshopMudroomStair LandingPatio or Deck

All 20 rooms and 114 micro zones on one page

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